 Dear Friend and Fellow Iron Warrior:
Please listen and listen good… because you’re about to enter the “Twilight Zone” of muscle growth and put on more “Mr. Universe Muscle” than you can possibly imagine and then some! Let’s get started! Maybe you’re old enough to remember the famous 1960’s TV show, the Twilight Zone, that captivated millions of viewers each week with it’s “other worldly” tales of science fiction. owever, in this muscle building episode of the Twilight Zone the “tale” you’re about to read is not fiction, it’s the “real deal”, on Earth, here and now! And, if you follow my advice and take the following steroid-like cycle… you could easily put on up to 30 pounds of Shredded Muscle in the next 12 weeks! And that my friend is a lot of beef. In fact, after completing this cycle, you will utterly “freak out” every one of your friends… especially if they haven’t seen you in a while. Freak them out with outrageous new muscle! Why am I so confident you’ll pack on so much muscle mass so quickly? I’m this confident because I know how to manipulate “body chemistry” like no other steroid guru in the world. And I’m in the “mix” if you will, when it comes to all the new, cutting edge anabolic agents that are coming onto the market. In other words, I am constantly in communication with doctors, steroid bio-chemists, supplement company presidents (who all have researchers on their staffs), huge pharmaceutical company CEO’s and even attorneys who specialize in steroid cases! And because of the extensive pool of knowledge I “swim in”, so to speak, I have found a new combination of three revolutionary agents (and another bio-chemical factor) that when used properly will ignite muscle growth that is unheard of with legal anabolic agents. The First Thing We’ll Do Is Make Your “Body Chemistry” More Anabolic!  Yes sir, indeed! Good Ol’ Dr. Deca can “get you” lots of extra muscle growth (with no anabolic agents) just by changing your PH levels. Listen, entire books have been written on this subject, yet it is one of the least discussed topics among steroid gurus and I don’t know why. And the reason I “don’t know why” other gurus don’t discuss this topic is… any and all steroids will work much, much better when your PH is properly balanced.
And so will everything else, including all the protein you eat! So, just by properly balancing your PH (the acid-alkaline ratios) you can instantly make yourself more anabolic simply because all the protein you eat will work better! And, as we all know it’s “protein” that really builds the muscle, steroids just amplify its effects! Ok, enough on the PH for now, but at the end of this article I’ll fill you on a magic PH balancing “trick” a good friend of mine (a chemist for the Dupont Corporation) told me about. Now, let’s get to the real fun part… the arsenal of cutting edge anabolic agents that will take your now PH balanced body to obscene new levels of muscularity! Ok, so you already know protein is the real instigator (plus training) that causes muscle growth! But, you also know anabolic steroids greatly “magnify” the effects of protein… and they do it profoundly! In fact, if you took a set of twins, and fed them 300 grams a day of high quality protein a piece, and then put them on the same training program… but one of them took 1000 mg of various steroids a week (which is quite common) he would out-gain his neutral brother by 50 pounds after 4 – 6 months! So it’s the combination of four factors that get you huge! Training, eating, taking steroids (or anabolic agents) and sleeping! No, make those five factors… a balanced PH. However everyone is well aware if you delete the instigator of protein (steroids and anabolic agents) from this equation, you will be many, many pounds less “muscle wise” because some people have not grown in ten years… despite training hard, eating right and getting plenty of rest. Sure, they “maintain” their physiques but they do not enhance them or do so only to a slight degree! But you want to be an F’ing freak or you wouldn’t still be reading, so here’s the anabolic stack that will get you that way! Freak Maker # 1: Cyclosterone™ The testosterone of the future! Giant pharmaceutical companies like never before, if you don’t already know this, are investigating Testosterone, and many firms are actively doing clinical studies as we speak. And, one area that is being researched extensively are ARF’s (Androgen Releasing Factors). These are drugs (or things that should be drugs) that cause super-physiological increases in natural testosterone production. Drugs like HCG and Clomid work on this principal, by activating the HPtA (Hypothalamic/Pituitary/testicular axis), which then produces more Test! However, they were not medically intended to do this, rather it was a “positive side-effect”. But, since bodybuilders do not have the easy access to synthetic Test like they used to, plus given the pro-hormone ban, scientists are much more aggressively pursuing this “avenue” of Testosterone research… how to stimulate the hell out of the HPtA! This then causes massive amounts of Androgens to be released into the bloodstream, hence the name, Androgen Releasing Factors! And Cyclosterone™, due to its amazing enteric coating process (which greatly protects all the Androgen Releasing Factors from being destroyed by too much acidity) is the most potent! After all, the only way any drug or supplement works is by getting into the bloodstream and then exerting its full effect! So I cannot overstate the importance of this PH modified enteric coating that insures near 100% absorption rate! And this is huge because the average absorption rate of all drugs and supplements is around 30 – 35%. Many companies are working overtime finding new, more improved ways to release natural Androgens, which are far more potent than synthetic Androgens in the first place. And the best one of these, and there are well over a dozen (in my opinion) is Cyclosterone™ from Tijuana Labs. And the reason is, Cyclosterone™ has a special pharmaceutical coating that “anticipates” poor PH balances. In other words, scientists created this protective coating because they know 99% of the population has “F’ed up” PH’s and the vast majority of drugs or medicines they take are rendered worthless by too much acidity in the stomach. Freak Maker # 2: Mesobolin™ Now let’s talk about some pure anabolism that we’ll stack with the entire raging Test you’ll get from Cyclosterone™. Mesobolin™ is awesome because it is purely anabolic with no androgenic action. However, it works like crazy just by itself because it massively stimulates muscle growth by turning on the cellular mechanism that causes it! In fact, Mesobolin™ is so potent that two of the compounds it contains (5 Methoxy-isoflavone and Ipraflavone) were actually going to be marketed as non-hormonal anabolics in Europe back in the early 1970’s. And besides getting you big as a house, Mesobolin™ also shreds you to pieces because it suppresses estrogen like mad, leaving you hard as a rock and cut to ribbons! And this is how every bodybuilder should look… “freaky big”, “freaky hard” and “freaky shredded”! But another reason Mesobolin™ is included in this stack is because something magical can happen when it’s stacked with a strong Testosterone compound! Scientists speculate that since both Testosterone and Mesobolin™ turn on mRNA, (the muscle making system inside your muscle cell) that “one begets another”, or put more scientifically, when taken together they have a synergistic effect! Good god almighty, you’ll become a Muscular Freak because of Cyclosterone™’s “Test power” and Mesobolin™’s “anabolic power”. Freak Maker #3: TridenosenH™ Ok, now to the Twilight Zone Part! TridenosenH™, which contains massive amounts of 5-ATP (Adenosine Tri-Phosphate) is a massive stimulator of androgen receptors! And, as their name implies, these receptors “receive” androgens so they can exert muscle building action. And, quite obviously, the more “androgen receptors” you have… the better Testosterone works! And, since you’ll be getting so much more Testosterone… you will induce another synergistic effect! That’s right… now you’ll basically alter your genetics and literally freak people out with the most insane and rapid muscle growth you’ll ever see! Seriously, many top-level pros are getting smart and using TridenosenH™ along with fewer drugs and they are getting huge with far less side-effects.  But with the power of Cyclosterone™ and Mesobolin™, you won’t need synthetics anymore. And, let’s not forget that TridenosenH™ will also give you massive amounts of workout endurance, which will help you grind-out more reps… which will then activate even more muscle growth. There it is, my friends, the full details on this amazing combo of anabolic agents that will turn you into a complete, outrageous freak of a muscular nature! Oh, I almost forgot, the simple way to balance your PH… simply mix two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in 8 oz. of water and drink it twice a day. That’s it… and then you’ll watch the magic happen as all your nutrients, including protein, vitamins and even creatine works better. Seriously, heed my advice on this… and you’ll grow beyond belief as every cell in your body will function better! So quick, call now and order the new Mr. Universe Stack™ and turn yourself into a Muscle-Bound Freak literally overnight! The toll-free number to call is 1-800-535-9858 and be sure to tell the friendly Anabolic Advisor to rush your order right away so you can start getting big by tomorrow. You Can’t Get “Mr. Universe Muscle” If You
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