ANABOLIC ALMANAC

When You Follow Dr. Dan’s Plan And “Stack” These Four Amazing New Anabolic Agents...
YOU’LL GET SO COMPLETELY
BIG & MUSCULAR
YOU’LL LOOK DOWNRIGHT
FREAKY!

Dear Friend And Fellow Iron Warrior!

How’d You Like To Pack On 15 – 25 Pounds Of Pure, Top-Grade “Sirloin Muscle” This Fall And Winter?

Of course you would! After all, that’s like asking Joe “Lunch Bucket” if he’d like a FREE date with a Vegas hooker... and one from Caesar’s Palace no less!
No kidding guys, this stack is that “hot”, and I guarantee you, it will set into motion cataclysmic changes in your muscle cells (at a molecular level) that will ignite explosive new muscle growth that will be downright scary. And we’ll do it without one prescription drug which means, of course, you won’t get any steroid related side-effects, break any laws or take any shots.

So as a “dedication” to Halloween and all its “scariness”... please “dedicate” the next few minutes to reading about this truly amazing Super Freaky Muscle Stack™ that will put some very scary muscle on you this fall and winter so you’ll look awesome next spring hanging out at the casino or pool in Vegas... Hey, isn’t this the reason you bust ass in the gym to begin with!

THE SECRET TO MORE MUSCLE GROWTH IS MORE “MUSCLE MAKING MESSAGES”!

Let’s get started! You should recall reading a few seconds ago that this stack would cause “changes” in muscle cell physiology. In other words, your “genetic capacity” to carry muscle will dramatically increase!

Yes, you heard it right, your genetic capacity to put on muscle will go way way up and most important, all the muscle you “put on” with this stack is permanent (as long as you continue training)!

That’s right, permanent... and here’s how we’re going to do it. The first thing we’re going to do (as always in any good stack) is jack your testosterone levels way up - and this is vital for many reasons, but most importantly, testosterone is the main triggering agent for what’s called Messenger RNA (RiboNucleic Acids). mRNA, as the name implies, is a muscle making messenger of sorts, and, as any good Post Master knows, the more “letter carriers” you have, the more letters (messages) you can deliver.

Now picture in your mind the “mound of letters” that 10 mail carriers could get delivered in one day and compare that to the “mound of letters” 1,000 mail carriers could deliver in the same day...

Of course, the “size difference” of the two mounds would be vastly different simply because 1,000 mail carriers could deliver a heck of a lot more letters (messages) in one day than 10 mail carriers could!

Well, this is what happens when you take testosterone, and why you grow so fast when you’re on it... because it supercharges messenger RNA activity which then sets into motion the intricate stringing together of amino acids, proteins and then visible, showable new muscle.

However, because this happens so rapidly and guys start exploding so quickly with new muscle, they take way too much “test” and then their muscular greed turns on them and starts robbing their own natural testosterone bank!

Listen close friend! There is a new classification of testosterone compounds (that work physiologically the same on mRNA activity as synthetic test) called Androgen Releasing Factors.

These are compounds that work by increasing endogenous testosterone, or your own testosterone! And, if you can find one that works, look out sister because God hasn’t invented a better “steroid” than your own testosterone! After all, that first explosion of muscle you got when you first started lifting came from your own test!

So, instead of being of “average intellect” and injecting yourself with way too much synthetic test... why not be “super smart” and cause the release of up to 2.5 times as much natural test!

This way, you never shut down your nuts, and better still, you never have to go off Androgen Releasing Factors until you are satisfied with your muscle growth! Now, you may already know about Dynadrol™, a very potent “ARF” that is a truly powerful testosterone booster!

However, a new “ARF” has just crossed my desk, and after carefully reviewing its ingredients, and then thoroughly investigating it from a scientific vantage point... it certainly ranks among the most potent non-prescription testosterone compounds that I am aware of!

LISTEN TO THIS…
SUPER TEST™ CONTAINS OVER 10 COMPOUNDS THAT INFLUENCE TEST PRODUCTION!

That’s Right! It contains 10 different compounds that all interact to promote testosterone release by either increasing actual testosterone production, or through the suppression of estrogen, which of course, frees-up bound testosterone! In fact, gentlemen, I’m actually salivating at the thought of taking Super-Test™, the mega potent new Androgen Releasing Factor from Beast Sports Nutrition!

And Super-Test™ will certainly make you beastly because its main component, 25-d-spirosta-3 5-diene, massively turns on hypothalamus production for supra-physiological levels of test, and thus new muscle growth!

But, since its “constructed” to also greatly suppress estrogen, you take on (according to users I’ve interviewed) an anvil-hard appearance with tons of nitrogen retention.

Onward! The next component in the Super Freaky Muscle Stack™ is quite simply the most scientifically documented anabolic agent I’ve come across. It’s called E-Bol™ by ThermoLife International™, and taken just by itself it can practically turn you into a superman, and here’s why!

Have you ever heard of a prescription anabolic agent from Russia called Turkesterone? It’s active anabolic agents are actually potent steroidal components of plants called ecdysterones. Quite simply, they are nature’s steroids. However, nature can be modified and Soviet scientists were able to extract the most potent and hormonally active substrates of these ecdysterones, so when you take this seemingly natural compound, it becomes super-natural!

In fact, and this is truly astonishing... when it comes to triggering that all important Messenger RNA Activity, Turkesterone does it even better than Dianabol! No Kidding! Hey, maybe that’s why it’s a prescription drug in Russia! So, why am I telling you about a prescription drug in Russia you can’t get unless your uncle knows Boris Yeltsin?

To compare it to the even more potent E-Bol™ that’s available without a prescription! No BS guys… E-Bol™ contains absolutely the highest standardized extracts from Rhaponticon Carthamoides (97%) the “parent” steroidal plant that contains the ecdysterones.

E-BOL™ – THE MOST POTENT ECDYSTERONE IN THE WORLD… BY FAR!

However, not only does E-Bol™ contain the highest potency of ecdysterones from Rhaponticum, it also contains another much more potent ecdysterone that contains 10 different (yes, 10 different) anabolic or adaptogenic ecdysterones! And, like all teams that have 10 players, one or two are the “stars” and in this case the star of the entire article is the super anabolic agent from Russia called Cyasterone that’s in E-Bol™.

What Cyasterone does is increase protein synthesis by dramatically increasing assembly of Ribosomal subunits into what are called translation complexes. Hold on Professor, what’s that you say?

Yeah, I know it sounds complicated, and it is! What you’re learning is stuff most doctors haven’t a clue about, so don’t feel bad if you don’t understand it all at first. “Translation” is the next step Messenger RNA takes in the “transfer” of genetic information, to create more of you, and in this case… more muscle. Anyway, Cyasterone really jet propels this function which leads to every bodybuilder’s favorite phrase, “increased protein synthesis”!

So, in E-Bol™, you have 10 different ecdysterone compounds that have very, very potent anabolic and adaptogenetic properties making it over 2.5 times more potent than Turkesterone, and actual prescription drug in Russia.

But wait, there’s more... much more to E-Bol™! In addition to its 10 ecdysterone compounds, it also contains another mRNA agent called Rhodiola Rosec which also triggers increased protein synthesis through this mechanism. And, it also stimulates your CNS (Central Nervous System) for a quick, mental surge… so you can get “psyched” for big benches and squats.

Plus, it increases endurance like a mo-fo (due to increased ATP production) lowers cholesterol, protects the heart, regulates blood sugar and acts as a neuro-protectant against age related mental diseases like Alzheimers!
I told you this stuff is no joke... and I’m not done yet. E-Bol™ also contains Ional and 6-Methyluracil, two more anabolic agents Soviet scientists combine with ecdysterones to further ignite protein synthesis.

In other words, the Ional and 6-Methyluracil make all 10 ecdysterones work better by increasing genetic material in the muscle that assists the complex mRNA/Protein synthesis machine!

So that’s 12 separate anabolic/adaptogenic agents combined with two “aiders and abettors” adding up to so much protein synthesis… your appearance will change practically on a day-to-day basis!

Now, why on earth any athlete tested would still get busted for “illegal drug use” when compounds like E-Bol™ are now available is absolutely amazing to me! Ecdysterone compounds are the wave of the future in sports performance technology and E-Bol™ is the leader of the pack!

NOW IT’S TIME TO REALLY GET “KINKY”… IN A MUSCLE-BUILDING SENSE!

Ok, on to the next monster compound, and when I say monster... I do mean monster! And after finishing reading about this “not yet banned” agent, if you do not get yourself a bottle, I can come to only one conclusion... you already weigh 275 “shredded” pounds at 4.1% bodyfat!

Check it out… if you do not already know, testosterone is the key stimulator of what’s called protein turnover, meaning how fast your dietary protein “turns over” into muscle through the intricate mRNA/DNA transcription process.

Now, we’ve already kicked into high gear, your natural testosterone system with Super Test™ so now what we’re going to do is further spike your test levels with a form of synthetic testosterone.

You see, there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking small amounts of synthetic test, but what gets guys into trouble, is when they take way too much… some pros take 1,000 mg’s a day!!
However, the smartest way to take test is to supercharge your own test levels with a potent Androgen Releasing Factor (ARF) like Super Test™ or Dynadrol™ and then stack it with a product like Methyl 1-D™ from LG Sciences™, a still legal synthetic form of test that will give you a very nice spike to your now supercharged natural testosterone system.

Believe me, if you take test this way, by using a potent ARF and then stacking it with small doses of synthetic test, but not too much to shut down your body’s own system, you could build solid muscle 365 days a year with no adverse side-effects!

Damn, now this is the bomb! We’ve got a natural test compound (Super Test™), a modified natural anabolic agent (E-Bol™) and now a chemically altered synthetic test compound (Methyl 1-D™). Good Lord, you really will put on up to 25 pounds of wickedly shredded muscle!

And let me tell you... the sky is the limit when you throw TridenosenH™ into this muscle making bonfire! The reason TridenosenH™ is so vital to this stack is because TridenosenH™ has the unparalleled ability to increase steroid receptors in the muscle cell. And, as any 11th grade bio-chemistry student will tell you, the more steroid receptors you have, “the better” all the anabolics you take will work!
And, quite obviously, this shouldn’t take Albert Einstein to figure out! After all, the more bricks you have (receptors) the bigger the wall. And since TridenosenH™ is the world’s best exciter of testosterone receptors, all the anabolic and steroidal agents you take will literally be “sucked in” and cause the most outrageous and prolific protein synthesis effect you can imagine!

HURRY AND GET ON THE SUPER FREAKY MUSCLE STACK™ NOW AND... START GROWING TOMORROW!

So, there you have it! The Super Freaky Muscle Stack™ that is guaranteed like never before to put on some very scary muscle indeed! After all, you’ll be taking a King Kong testosterone compound, two titanic anabolic agents and a “synergizing” agent that will ignite the F**K out of the other three.
In conclusion, if you can’t get freaky muscular on this... then God did not intend you to be freaky muscular because God knows… this is without a doubt the most effective anabolic stack the world has ever seen without a prescription.
So quick, act now so you can get “Super Freaky” Muscular starting this Halloween. Call the Toll-Free number right away...
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